Finally A Blonde Male Joke

A blonde guy gets home EARLY from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"WHAT’S UP?" he says.
"I’m having a heart attack" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone…but just as he’s dialing, his 4 year old son comes and says ‘DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED’S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE’S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom…past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door…….sure enough….there’s his brother "totally naked" cowering on the closet floor………..
"You rotten S.O.B.," says the husband, "My wife’s having a Heart attack and you’re running around NAKED SCARING THE KIDS !!

About daynadayle

I am the middle child. I have an older brother and a younger sister. I have green eyes and brown hair which I like to dye. The rest of my family have blue eyes. So people ask my mom if I actually belong in the family. She says yes, because her mother had green eyes. Plus my one cousin has the same color of eyes. Apparently they are called Castel Eyes. That was my grandmother's maiden name
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