you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[x] you love a backyard barbie
[x] you know a barbie is not a doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing
 you’re a sports fanatic!!
 you are tanned
[ ] you’re a bit of a bogan
 you scratch your butt without shame
[x] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone, sock, etc.)
[ ] the Sopranos is a great show.
 your last name ends in a vowel
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauce
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.
 you know a lot of italian songs. (unfortuneatly)
 you have dark hair and dark eye color
 you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5’10”.
[x] pizza is the best food in the world.
[x you talk with your hands.
 you say member instead of REmember
 you speak spanish
[x] you love tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned
 you know what a Bodega is.
 you talk fast.
[x] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
you have darkhair/dark eyes
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[x] you know of sombody named boris/natasha
 white skinned
[ ] cold weather/snow is the best
 you get cold easily
 snow is fun for you
 you get into contests often
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
 you think beer is good
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O’ or Fitz or ends with a ly,on,un,an,ry,ay.
[x] you have blue or green eyes.
 you like the color green.
 you have been to a st.pattys day party.
[x] you have family from Ireland.
 you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
 you LIKE rap
[ ] you talk with slang
 you know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George W. Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
 you like watermelon
 you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
[ ]your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[ ] you like rice a lot
 you are smart
 you have played the piano
[ ] you have family from asia
[ ] you have teeny feet
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think your chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
[x] you like bread
[ ] you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[x] you drink your soda without ice
 you Speak German
 you know what Schnitzel is and you love it
 you are Catholic or Lutheran
 you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
 you’re over 5′ 10"
 you like/play/played hockey
 you love beer
[x] You say eh
[x] you don’t believe war is the answer
[x] you know what poutine is
 you speak some french
[x] you love Tim Horton’s
[x] at one point you lived in a cabin
[x] you watch Degrassi
 You are very light skinned
 You or anyone in your family has a name with sz, or cz in it
[x] Your family periodically eats pierogies, golabkies, or kielbasa
 You speak polish
 You can stand lots of snow and cold
The one you have more points in is the one you are